I'm not getting reindeer shit on my Nikes

TC

I've got wagon wheels and I don't even need them

NR

This hair screams factor 50

LK

As punishment for your ignorance, you must help me do up my cufflinks

NR

Like a marshmallow in an ATM

JM to NR

That's an s turn you fucking dick

IV

Is it just me or does this look like somewhere where people come to die

IV

Grab your dildos, were going clubbing

IC

I always wanted to have sex in a cave

IC

Maybe you should be captain bdsm

CP to PC

I really hope your parents are giants

AH to JM

I'm really f***ing magical

BA

Tomintoul is the Ibiza of the north

CP